some people seem to think that being horny for a media is paradoxical to critical analysis but actually anyone who makes quality horny content is so knee-deep in critical analysis their horny content reads like an extremely led psych eval
After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
fashion inspiration: percy bysshe shelley coming home hungover and dishevelled after a particularly wild night at lord byron’s
CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT
CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS
CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE
CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON
CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM
CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE’S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS
ohh you think dante’s inferno is “basically fanfic”? should we tell everybody? should we throw a party? should we call cassandra clare
Malcolm in the Middle (2000 - 2006)
5.03 Goodbye Kitty
White Boy STUNS Waiter By Ordering Bread In Perfect Phyrgian After Being Raised In Total Linguistic Isolation By A Cruel And Inhumane Pharaoh
this one is gonna go over huge. people on here have definitely read herodotus
taking the 11.30am train to catch my 8.30pm flight. not taking any risks even though i should be at the airport in 2 hours
@deutsche-bahn plEASE BEHAVE
Some of you are starting to sound like you’re praying to some minor roman deity of travel to Please not let barbarians kill you on your travel through the teutoburg forest